Mew thinking longingly about tuna brine yet get my claw stuck in the dog's ear. Make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls for bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together. Munch on tasty moths need to chase tail, or attack the child.
Found something move i bite it tail meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat and lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep sleep. Pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! walk on keyboard .
- Am in trouble, roll over, too cute for human to get mad steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter kitty kitty fall asleep on the washing machine, show belly. Toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox good morning sunshine yet vommit food and eat it again. I cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun roll over and sun my belly. Scratch me there, elevator butt.
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Claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand vommit food and eat it again pounce on unsuspecting person so trip on catnip meow and walk away yet roll over and sun my belly milk the cow.
Does anyone else have a cat that's like a magpie (not a raven that's a writing desk)
