Though this be madness yet there is method in t. So wise so young they say do never live long. The fool doth think he is wise but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. Youre a wizard Harry. When a bug sees Chuck Norris it flees screaming in terror and then immediately self-destructs to avoid being roundhouse-kicked. Like fire across the galaxy the Clone Wars spread. In league with the wicked Count Dooku more and more planets slip. Against this threat upon the Jedi Knights falls the duty to lead the newly formed army of the Republic. And as the heat of war grows so to grows the prowess of one most gifted student of the Force. I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it. Clear your mind must be if you are to find the villains behind this plot. A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!. Anonymous methods and anonymous types are really all called Chuck Norris. They just dont like to boast. Im perfectly calm Dude. The Dude abides. Oh the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. An honest tale speeds best being plainly told. The world is grown so bad that wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch. Through the Force things you will see. Other places. The future - the past. Old friends long gone. O! she doth teach the torches to burn bright. Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future... And it must follow as the night the day thou canst not then be false to any man. Oh the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. The world is grown so bad that wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch. Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble. Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women man. It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night like a rich jewel in an Ethiopes ear. Do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe? The play s the thing wherein Ill catch the conscience of the king. Stay away from my special lady friend man. Is this your homework Larry? Chuck Norris keyboard doesnt have a F1 key the computer asks him for help. When you play a game of thrones you win or you die. Chuck Norris doesnt need an OS. Neither a borrower nor a lender be For loan oft loses both itself and friend and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. Do the dead frighten you? Blow blow thou winter wind! Thou art not so unkind as mans ingratitude. To be or not to be that is the question. Chuck Norris doesnt program with a keyboard. He stares the computer down until it does what he wants. Like fire across the galaxy the Clone Wars spread. In league with the wicked Count Dooku more and more planets slip. Against this threat upon the Jedi Knights falls the duty to lead the newly formed army of the Republic. And as the heat of war grows so to grows the prowess of one most gifted student of the Force. This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. Things are not always as they seemed much that may seem evil can be good. O! she doth teach the torches to burn bright. This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. Conscience is but a word that cowards use devised at first to keep the strong in awe. True is it that we have seen better days. It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness nothing more. Chuck Norris doesnt have performance bottlenecks. He just makes the universe wait its turn. Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself. Chuck Norris doesnt program with a keyboard. He stares the computer down until it does what he wants. Feel the force! Chuck Norris has root access to your system. Not stepping oer the bounds of modesty. Always pass on what you have learned. Every flight begins with a fall. Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. I dont like your jerk-off name. I dont like your jerk-off face. And I dont like you...jerk-off. It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end if not always in the way we expect. After all this time? Always. Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things. Soon will I rest yes forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me soon night must fall. See how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that cheek!. It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. Younglings younglings gather ’round. I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it. Winter is coming. Good Night Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow that I shall say good night till it be morrow. It is the east and Juliet is the sun. Chuck Norris addition operator doesnt commute it teleports to where he needs it to be. The Dude abides. Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. So then you have no frame of reference here Donny. Youre like a child who wonders into the middle of a movie. The lady doth protest too much methinks. You want a toe? I can get you a toe believe me. There are ways Dude. You dont wanna know about it believe me. That is why you fail. Chuck Norris can use GOTO as much as he c81147f9-d6c6-4489-b0dd-3ac038b99748
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