No, this is mount everest. you should flip on the discovery channel from time to time. but i guess you can't now, being dead and all. yes, i used a machine gun. your were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! you are as precious to me as you were to your own mother and father. i swore to them that i would protect you, and i haven't. i took a viagra, got stuck in me throat, i've had a stiff neck for hours. my lord! you're a tripod. mister wayne, if you don't want to tell me exactly what you're doing, when i'm asked, i don't have to lie. but don't think of me as an idiot. you know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies... yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look. when i get back, remind to tell you about the time i took 100 nuns to nairobi! i now issue a new commandment: thou shalt do the dance. it's not the size mate, it's how you use it.
